Donnerstag, August 28, 2014

(Quelle: teapayne, via glossoblogia)

(x) Mittwoch, August 27, 2014

Look at the stars

They are moving! They are moving! They are tracing a circle through the sky

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segoli:

Bill Hitchert: still extraordinary

(via jncos)

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(Quelle: zoomar, via goodadvicegiver1337)

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mary mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

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just a reminder that pokemon are mosters. pocket monsters. they are monsters you take with you everywhere you go. pokemon are the demons of your past

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my job emailed me back and let me tell them my availability. i can now have a job

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disembodied body parts! wearable technology!

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how to be cool online

fuck it, i dont care

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cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase

(via wot4)

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maybe i am writing about immobility because the idea of writing a high stake action scene renders my writing skills immobile o_O

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in low points i have eaten frozen cool whip as ice cream

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absolutely no joke tho, the easiest way to tell if someone’s from the rural midwest is to open their freezer: if you find a plastic tub of coolwhip theyre midwestern

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would you like to try some authentic midwestern cuisine, passed down thru my family for generations? [shows you rice with a can of crushed pineapple in it, cool whip slathered across the top] we eat this at religious gatherings called pot lucks

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my new social media blogging site will allow you to upload pictures of the food you eat or prepare to your account so that other users can vote on how authentic you eat and be voted on themselves. those with the highest ratings of authenticity get badges in the style of foursquare, which can be printed out or simply posted to facebook

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